COCO WATER

OK WORLD I GIVE UP>>>>i will buy the god damn coco water....FOR 1 WHOLE WEEK I HAVE BEEN LITERALLY STALKED BY THIS WATER....the first i heard of it - my mum just mentioned it in passing, then i see it in Grazia "madonna swears by it", it apparently speeds up your metabolism...since then i have seen it EVERYWHERE...after yoga people whip it out from nowhere, it has been at the top of several rubbish bin is have walked past, i have heard it being talked about in passing conversations on the tube...but today was the final straw...p green today is over run by chelsea fans...and the chelsea bus with the players on it went straight past my window (got a cheeky wave from lampard) and on the bus i saw none other than....COCOWATER. so thats it i need someone to tell me where to buy this VERY well advertised cocowater...i believe it could be my next thing...ill tell you if i feel any different after it...
I DID SOMETHING AWFUL TODAY ALSO...i became a...a...a...o god i cant tell you...ok FINE...i became a YOGASNOB. I KNOW I KNOW the shame...im that person that makes beginners not want to go....but please please forgive me...its sunday afternoon and i just wanted to RELAX, id been hounded by chelsea fans all morninng...and today everyman and his dog decide to take up Bikram...they were talking (A NONO) shuffling (its supposed to be moving meditation!) and LEAVING THE ROOM>>>>the biggest NONO..not even beginners are supposed to leave the room, you are supposed to just sit down it your feeling dizzy. and so yes...i joined the rest of the advanced people in their eyerolling, hardfaced, "im goiing to try my hardest and put these guys to shame" mentality, and became a YOGASNOB.
A very sorry over and out from p green xxx